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One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.Is this third child really mine?
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Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
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When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities ,she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order, she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too.
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I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
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